Now you know how your girlfriend feels when she hears you speak with other software people :) Excuse my assumptions if they are incorrect. I'm making projections from my own point of view.
Romeo here flexing about how he has an actual girlfriend. Sorry, Casanova, we’re busy refining mobile-ready inference models and leetcoding while you go on your so-called “dates”
A nerd finds a talking frog by a pond. The frog says, "Hey, I'm not really a frog. I'm a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, and I'll grant you one wish."
The nerd thinks for a moment, then puts the frog in his pocket and continues walking.
The frog says, "Aren't you going to kiss me and make a wish?"
The nerd replies, "Nah, I'd rather have a talking frog."