On: After 10 years, those with a Philosophy degree out-earn those with degrees in IT, Business etc.

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(from History of the World, Part I)

Bea Arthur: Occupation?

Mel Brooks: Stand-up philosopher.

Bea Arthur: What?

Mel Brooks: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

Bea Arthur: Oh, a bullshit artist!

Mel Brooks: Grumble...

Bea Arthur: Did you bullshit last week?

Mel Brooks: No.

Bea Arthur: Did you try to bullshit last week?

Mel Brooks: Yes!