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"An update on Airplane"

"The update is we're cancelling it"




"Hello this is your captain speaking.... The wings have fallen off the airplane and we'll be landing very shortly"


Reminds me of how my boss set up a meeting to discuss my future in the company the other day.


“The future is now: you’re fired.”


“Dear loyal customers, in these robust economic times we regret to inform you that we are laying you off. You have 3 months of support severance.”


All hands brace for impact.




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