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The downside is that it's difficult and troublesome to collect them in quantity.

How could they mass produce ethically sourced human female tears? Could they pay women to watch sad movies and harvest their tears?

Would baby tears be as effective? They might be cheaper and more ethical to produce, since babies cry all the time.

A big enough cry-baby might be able to collect enough tears to pay its way through grad school!



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