Bryan Cantrill (formerly Sun, then worked for Oracle, now working elsewhere) tal...

Bryan Cantrill (formerly Sun, then worked for Oracle, now working elsewhere) talks about Oracle in his interesting talk here: http://smartos.org/2011/12/15/fork-yeah-the-rise-and-develop...

He compares Oracle to a lawnmower - if you stick your hand in a mower, it will cut your hand off.

Oracle is simple in the way that a mower is simple - a mower cuts what is put in front of the blade. Oracle wants money from whoever they can get it from.