Maybe the person I replied to is a woman. I have a female coworker and she tells me her boyfriend is the playing the homemaker role.
My wife almost never lets me cook or do the dishes.
I could help worded my post differently but decided I would rather attract some downvotes and maybe have some fun with comments like yours.
Edit: your profile is so much fun. Is that Serbian?
Things were always going to end like this. Maybe do the practical thing and get a mate. Not feeding a bag of giant asshole middlemen is just a bonus for you and everyone else.
Get a wife, love and treat her well, and she'll likely cook for you.