Ever since one acid trip where I had a thought similar to yours, the act of plugging things into an outlet has seemed kind of violent and forced to me. It would be more satisfying if it was more of a mucousy “schloop” feeling rather than the current dry “rrtt” thing. MagSafe ports are a little better though.
I was wondering if there was a way we could bypass the whole eating thing and just plug in to an outlet to recharge somehow.