1. My dog wakes me up somewhere around 5am. If I'm lucky she hasn't pee'd or pooped on the floor. She's old and has dementia.
2. Said dog goes outside and then hassles me for breakfast until about 6am while I half-sleep on the couch.
3. Immediately after the dog finishes breakfast my 2 year old daughter wakes up.
4. Diaper change (for daughter), get her breakfast.
5. If it's a pre-school day, make her lunch and pack her bag.
6. Eat random spoonfuls of soggy cereal and drink a mouthful of coffee as time permits.
7. Drop her off at pre-school.
8. Rush back and start work ~9am pretending that I can keep up with all the amazing engineers 20 years my junior :)
