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Perfect. Can't wait to bring it our next family CAB meeting. Ever since going enterprise my families profits are through the roof. ITIL literally has saved my personal relationships and finances. I realized both of my children were net loss figures for the next 18 years so we dropped them off at the fire station and our P&L numbers have never been better.

Also turns out being PiMP certified has brought in tons of money, which my wife was against until I showed her the statements from our Call Girls (1099 contractors)




I would be looking for round 2 investors in your AI synthesised book "how to sell your kids pre- IPO" and also discussing ISO27001 certification on those dance poles. Are they conformant? Are they made onshore or are you ignoring supply chain risk here?

What about the front yard basketball hoop. You should be renting that from a local startup, not capitalising all that plastic.




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