I offer to charge for advice, regardless of its utility. Alternatively, I offer ...

contingencies 11 months ago | parent | context | favorite | on: Can the stock market go to zero?

I offer to charge for advice, regardless of its utility. Alternatively, I offer to corrupt the regulatory oversight such that the entire thing becomes a pay-to-play arrangement whereby I am guaranteed a return but no liability for my selfless work.

boeingUH60 11 months ago [–]

Post-apocalypse Goldman Sachs CEO.