Read the article. The author explicitly mentions the list of things they don't like. It's completely fine that you like it. Neither I nor the author are attacking you for liking a feature of macOS. We are both saying there are features we don't like and would like Apple to keep trying for better alternatives. In this sense, I'm using the word "alternatives" to mean people who like the existing interface can continue to use the existing interface, but those of us who do not like it can have an alternate, improved experience.
I was just (playfully, I hope) saying the trick of putting the apparent solution at the top of your article in an ironic "this doesn't work" way isn't an effective way of addressing why that solution doesn't work here.