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[ben_w]

I can see the reviews in my head already:

1 star: No WiFi, no windows, no hot water

1 star: dusty

1 star: aliens didn't abduct me :(

5 stars: lots of storage room for my luggage

4 stars: service good, but had weird dream about a furry weighing my soul against a feather

1 star: aliens did abduct me :(

2 stars: nice views, but smells of camel