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Interestingly, if you eat a diet of ONLY beef, as I do, then you will find that your health and fitness improve dramatically and that you spend dramatically less time preparing, cooking, and eating food.

Also, if you eat only beef then you completely stop farting (and the volume of your poop falls by 80%).

I've often wondered why "cow farts" are considered such a terrible climate change concern but "human farts" aren't.



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