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Morning announcement by executives "our cash flows are perfect, we're ready to weather any storm, we're passing all stress tests with the highest marks". Media by the end of the day "this bank was the worst fraud since Hitler". It's hilarious except I hope my money will not vanish.


Olaf Scholz had just released a statement dismissing and fears over it's safety, so yeah game on lol!


So did Lagarde, it reminds various assurances just before the covid outbreak. Invest in face mas... wait what would be the face mask of this crisis?


I hold small amount of bitcoin in a cold wallet.


Next up Jim Cramer says Deutsche Bank is safe, stable, and a HUGE buying opportunity. Look out below!


He actually already said that.


Time to slam that SHORT button.




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