On: What Every Competent Graph DBMS Should Do

[GenerocUsername]

I made the mistake of learning Neo4j with Cypher before learning SQL, and every interaction with SQL since feels like I'm using some outdated monster

[blep_ → GenerocUsername]

If it makes you feel any better, I don't know Cypher and SQL still feels like an outdated monster.

[HyperSane → GenerocUsername]

Not just SQL but MongoDB and Elasticsearch also seem horrible by comparison. The only other query language that IMHO is as intuitive as Cypher is Splunk.

[CharlieDigital → GenerocUsername]

Every time I need to do a nested sub-select, a little part of me dies.