As an exercise in curiosity, I decided to see whether ChatGPT would write reasonably convincing instructions for rewiring your home. In return, ChatGPT wrote a plausible (to a layman) fourteen hundred word guide in six short chapters. (Word of warning: don’t use this or ChatGPT as a guide for performing any potentially dangerous or destructive activity)
Table of contents:
Chapter 1: Preparation
Chapter 2: Removing the Faulty Knob and Tube Wiring
Chapter 3: Installing New Wiring
Chapter 4: Labeling and Documenting the New Wiring Installation
Chapter 5: Disposal of the Old Knob and Tube Wiring
Chapter 6: Inspection and Testing
Then, just for kicks, I followed up by asking ChatGPT to write and then explain a hypothetical critical Amazon user review.
I’ll paste the entire prompt and response thread in a comment.
My initial takeaways:
1. The internet has long had a problem with poorly written SEO spam how-to guides, and large language models are going to make the problem exponentially worse.
2. People and property may be seriously harmed and people may even die by following faulty instructions generated by large language models. (In this case I have no idea of whether the instructions I received were good or dangerously misguided/incomplete)
Acorn Repair Manual
1. Inspect the Acorn.
Inspect the Acorn for any visible damage or signs of wear and tear. Check the shell, the interior, and the stem for any cracks or discoloration.
2. Clean the Acorn.
Using a damp cloth, carefully clean the Acorn. Be sure to use a mild detergent to help remove dirt and debris.
3. Inspect the Stem.
Inspect the stem for any signs of damage. Look for cracks, dents, or other signs of damage.
4. Repair the Stem.
If there is any damage to the stem, use a file or sandpaper to carefully smooth the edges. If necessary, use a drill to widen any cracks.
5. Reattach the Shell.
Using a strong adhesive, carefully reattach the shell to the stem. Allow the adhesive to dry completely before moving on to the next step.
6. Finish the Acorn.
Once the adhesive has dried, use a clear sealant to finish the Acorn. This will help protect it from the elements and ensure it lasts longer.
7. Enjoy the Acorn.
Once the repair is complete, enjoy your newly repaired Acorn!