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first time i ever played goldeneye i picked jaws, thinking he'd be badass.

me: "wait, i have to always be looking down in order to aim my gun at anyone?"

my friend brian: "yeah, jaws is tall. and don't get ahead of yourself, you have to find a gun first."

so then i chucked the controller at brian's head. n64 controllers are the exact perfect shape for this.