The Tories had better hand over government to Starmer quickly, because there's no possible way they can blame Labour for this one. Blaming Brown and Blair for everything has already gotten extremely long in the tooth; in a few years, there will be voters that will have never lived under a Labour government.
The banishing of the Bounty is one of the few purely good pieces of news we've had! I mean I'll cave a few days after Christmas and eat them but I'm not happy about it.