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Deer cause enough damage, and they're tiny compared to a moose.

I'd much rather be bit by a møøse than hit a møøse.



It's not just their mass and general size. Moose have very long legs so, in a collision, a lot of the front car parts designed to absorb energy can end up largely passing under the bulk of the moose and upper structure offers relatively little protection.


A full-grown bull moose can run up to 35 mph. So, unless you are traveling faster than that, I don’t think it makes a difference who hits who. ;)


The grandparent comment says "be bit by a moose", so that's a slightly different scenario. Of course if it's biting out of fear or aggression, it's also likely to knock you down and stomp on you, and you probably wouldn't rather have that. It's not rare for moose to kill people that way.

As for collisions, the highway the author was driving on has a speed limit of 55 or 65 MPH in most areas, and people often treat speed limits as suggestions. I had a near miss with a moose on the same highway, after which I would suggest taking the speed limit seriously.


Oh, that’s fair, I misread the wording.


Having seen a moose truck through five foot deep snow like it wasn't even there I can attest being hit by a moose is a one way ticket to your maker.


Now imagine what that moose could do if it was an _educated_ moose?

https://globalnews.ca/news/8349864/moose-saskatoon-school/


A Møøse once bit my sister.


Ouch. Did she require serious medical care?


That's a Monty Python reference.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/crazycredits


No seriously, møøse bites can be pretty nasty.


Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti




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