It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
The key is to write a program that steals fractions of pennies from the company over time so you can retire early. If a disgruntled employee burns the building down, covering your tracks in the process, so much the better.
I wonder if the person in the article was aware they were nearly quoting the protagonist of Office Space?
I used to say: "40! ha, i'm going to buy motorcycles and fast cars and eat badly and drink too much and have dangerous hobbies and hopefully die young before i get old like you 40 year old geezers."
then I had kids and that kinda doesn't work now. so now, sadly yes. I don't want to be doing this at 50 or 60 or 70 or ...
I don't have any kids yet, but once it became clear my body wasn't what it used to be, I stopped feeling invincible and realized it sucks to be trapped in a messed up body.
This helped to reduce the poor decisions. You just don't know how long you might last.
Every day is a new day, though. Just because I did it yesterday doesn't mean I have to continue with the same tomorrow!
... unless I want to keep my house ...