On: Is bin-opening in cockatoos leading to an innovation arms race with humans?

[oynqr]

They will fly into a black hole for the fun of it. While screaming expletives.

[pavlov → oynqr]

That’s the trade-off. We can go to the stars with insane cockatoos who manipulate space-time and sometimes kill everyone for kicks, or we can stay grounded forever.

[ladyattis → oynqr]

This sounds like a good idea for a cartoon to be honest.

[ehnto → oynqr]

They absolutely would. They are agents of chaos.

[kylehotchkiss → oynqr]

Even better cockatoo action: when they decide to be a dog and run around barking