Every car - including Tesla - meets your definition of "fast car." The "most boring car in the world," the Toyota Camry, will blow the doors off supercars of 20 years ago, and is about as fast in a straight line than many so-called "fast" cars.
It also gets great mileage and helps protect kids in driveways and crosswalks, and sells rather well.
It also gets great mileage and helps protect kids in driveways and crosswalks, and sells rather well.