Florida man breaks into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war

[groffee]

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/space-force-florida-aliens-dragons/

[NoMAD76]

After a very "ugly working day" on my end, this story managed to make me ROTFLOL and enjoy living on Planet Earth :)

[h2odragon]

> Johnson reportedly explained to authorities "he was told by the president" to warn "the government there was US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons."

US aliens? Native grown or naturalized?

[krapp → h2odragon]

Native grown in hydroponic tanks under Area 51.

[Bubble_Pop_22]

I'll root for the dragon in this case, at least according to various myths we managed to defeat them many times in the past.

Squaring with aliens would be a first, they are a curveball

[thinkingemote]

"Attempts"