Honestly, you're shooting yourself in the foot using phrases like "current shitty job" and "good little slave" publicly and attached to your name. It's unprofessional.
That's a big red flag, IMHO, justified or not, and no matter what your qualifications are, I'd move you down the hiring stack without a second thought (because I have lots of other applicants to choose from).
That's a big red flag, IMHO, justified or not, and no matter what your qualifications are, I'd move you down the hiring stack without a second thought (because I have lots of other applicants to choose from).