Or, as the article indicates, crashing/breaking a vessel on your property 16 times, presumably leaving you in charge of cleanup/restoration, whether the statement is of a true event or not.
I realize you're saying this in a sarcastic, mocking tone but...yeah? If you worked hard to build your own life up to the point where you can buy a million+ waterfront house, wouldn't it seem unfair to have shabby boats sitting there for free and crashing into your property?
Those boats were always there, and waterfront property doesn’t mean you own the waterway.
Throwing in “environmental concerns” is no different from woodside spontaneously becoming “concerned” about the well being of mountain lions when they were going to lose their ability to block new construction.