"And it is all because of that mouse. You see, Steinbrenner is like the first guy in, at the crack of dawn. He sees my mouse moving, he figures I'm the first guy in. Then, the last person to leave is Wilhelm. He sees my mouse moving, he figures I'm burning the midnight oil. Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18 hour day!"[0] - George Costanza
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