In an ideal world, these are in no order: \* Safe \* Affordable \* Great weather...

In an ideal world, these are in no order:

* Safe

* Affordable

* Great weather with no extremes (snow, storms, heatwaves)

* Close to the sea with beaches and piers for walking

* Not overcrowded

* Great public transport

* Close to mountains for hikes

* Good pubs and restaurants with lots of variety

* Good looking women

* Good internet

If anyone has any suggestions please say! I don't think a place like this exists.