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This reminds me of a story I heard about how a child was scared to go to school because her teacher kept on talking about what they would do "in the meantime". It turns out she was afraid there was a "mean time" coming up. (Heard on "A way with words")



I had something similar happen when I went to kindergarden. (Yes, I know that's not how it's spelled. Bear with me.)

It wasn't scary, just disappointing. I had figured out that "kinder" meant "kids", and I thought they would have a garden for us kids to play in.

When I got there, it was just a classroom. There wasn't a garden in sight!

But I made up for the disappointment by royally pranking my class. I had been playing around with electrical components, and I had a big fat electrolytic capacitor. Low voltage, but plenty of capacity. It may have been one farad.

I charged it up at home to around three volts, and brought the capacitor and a screwdriver to Show and Tell.

I explained what a capacitor was and how electricity could kill you, and then I "accidentally" grabbed the two terminals, one in each hand. I twitched and convulsed like I was getting electrocuted!

Somehow I managed to let go of the terminals! Then I took the screwdriver and shorted the terminals, with a spark and a loud bang.

I told the other kids, "That was a close call! But it's safe now. I discharged it. Who wants to try it next?"


"garten" means garden in German. A literal translation is "Childrens' Garden". You weren't wrong.


It's where you bring the children to grow.


At Caltech, the theory was that freshmen needed to be watered for them to grow. So they'd get stuffed in the shower often :-)


Great story. :)

I feel sad that your kindergarten didn't have a garden. Almost kindergartens in my country have one, or at least a playground, and the kids usually spend half their day if not more out there.


In Israel as well. In Hebrew kindergarten are called Gan (which literally translates to garden) and always have an outdoors playground


In Croatian the word is vrtić, which means little garden.


I spent long time confused in elementary school because every day they would mention this missile, and I thought the principal kept a missile in his office for some reason. Eventually I realized they were referring to "dismissal" at the end of the day.


There's a whole website dedicated to collecting anecdotes like this:

https://www.iusedtobelieve.com/

Browsing it can be a great reminder of how literal-minded children can be.




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