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		TroisM on July 19, 2021 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Children are spoofing Covid-19 tests with soft dri... I think we should only be allowed a slurpie issued by the government that contains everything we need... no other food or drinks, except water.

Cthulhu_ on July 19, 2021 [–]

Soylent Green is people!

dylan604 on July 19, 2021 | [–]

No, Brawndo. It's got everything the body craves. Electrolytes!

TroisM on July 19, 2021 | | [–]

Monkey Chow should work... someone tried it for a little bit: https://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html

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