On: A man is looking for the friends who shipped him overseas in a crate in 1965

[_Microft]

Developing blood clots in the legs because of insufficient circulation is what I was afraid of when seeing the image.

[DonHopkins → _Microft]

I'd ship myself in a nice big coffin with lots of soft upholstery and leg room to stretch out. That way if the worst happened and I died en route, nobody'd suspect foul play.