Ei sink ju wud bi surpreist if Ei wud tok to ju leik sis.
(I think you would be surprised, if I would talk to you like this.)
German pronounced English. :)
"ju" would be pronounced the same as "you" when speaking.
And "Ei" would be just the same as "I".
"wud" = would
"leik" = like
"tok" = talk
"bi" = be
All of the above would sound exactly the same when spoken.