This is so relateable. I generally reply to all recruiters from NY/NJ and tell them I don't ever want to talk to them. I have no desire for hedge fund backed companies. Another thing that always get me is when so company wants x number of years experience with y technology, but x is larger than the total time since technology was available. Worst thing I had a recruiter do to me was send me an email, and instead of BCCing all the candidates they CC'd them thus disclosing all of their recruitment efforts. Also they're emails.
