But it had potential. "...we identified that Windows users have an extremely good experience with their terminal program "command.com"."
Really? Why? Give me steadily less plausible reasons and see how ridiculous a conclusion you can get to while still keeping your face straight.
But instead you skipped straight to "...through our strategic partnership with Microsoft, command.com is now available to all existing Fuduntu users."
The joy of reading a good April Fools is getting sucked in. It's the feeling of peeking through the looking glass and wondering what would life be like if command.com really was the best terminal[1]? How awesome would Windows have to be for that to be true? Or how abysmal the unices? It's spotting the jape safely before the end but still a fair way in from the beginning.
Going straight from "oh, really?" to "no, not really" is just a waste of everyone's time.
But it had potential. "...we identified that Windows users have an extremely good experience with their terminal program "command.com"."
Really? Why? Give me steadily less plausible reasons and see how ridiculous a conclusion you can get to while still keeping your face straight.
But instead you skipped straight to "...through our strategic partnership with Microsoft, command.com is now available to all existing Fuduntu users."
The joy of reading a good April Fools is getting sucked in. It's the feeling of peeking through the looking glass and wondering what would life be like if command.com really was the best terminal[1]? How awesome would Windows have to be for that to be true? Or how abysmal the unices? It's spotting the jape safely before the end but still a fair way in from the beginning.
Going straight from "oh, really?" to "no, not really" is just a waste of everyone's time.
[1]: command.com is not a terminal