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Thanks for taking time to cut and paste your response into your company's email support system. Unfortunately, I will not give you any future business because instead of quickly resolving the issue you are wasting my valuable time with patronizing platitudes and endless ineffectiveness.
However, I realize you are just a cog in a wheel doing your job to get a paycheck so I will play a few rounds of cut-and-paste with you just for fun before I call in and play the punch-a-zero-until-reaching-a-person game to actually get the issue resolved.
I hope this feedback helps. Let my spam filter know if you have any more questions or comments!
Sincerely,
[your name]