On: If your cipher were secure, this image wouldn't have repeating patterns (2015)

[hinkley]

It’s webscale, too.

[cortesoft → hinkley]

Only if you shard it.

[hinkley → cortesoft]

That sounds like an excellent PR to submit to the Linux kernel team on April 1.

Round robin load balancing or fewest connections? Maybe a flag for both.