One thing I don't understand about caffeine addicts is why they don't just separate out "caffeinated drinks" into their components: "caffeine" and "drinks." You don't have to get your caffeine one sip at a time. Take a caffeine pill in the morning, then drink whatever you like. (And then you won't be staining your teeth or dehydrating your gastrointestinal mucosal lining by constantly exposing it to a diuretic, either!)
