On: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier

[borism]

terrorists disable vibrate, enable auto-answer and start using voltage going into speaker as detonators...

...now automated periodic calls are mandatory in America.

[karanr → borism]

terrorists give up on cellphones, go back to pagers... police now randomly searches doctors for bombs.

[alexqgb → karanr]

First they came for the cell phones, and I did nothing. Then they came for the pagers. Still I did nothing. At last they came for the walkie-talkies, yet I continued doing nothing.

All I thought was "What's any of this got to do with me? I'm just a pigeon!"

[light3 → alexqgb]

In other news carrier pigeons are now used as the preferred detonation device for terrorists.

[Groxx → alexqgb]

As long as you're not driving a bus, we're fine.

[Groxx → Groxx]

* sigh * not many Mo Willems fans here, I guess.