Well you're not technically wrong about the Haskell thing. I'll look into FQL and CQL. If such a thing exists, what in your opinion is stopping an architect from using it?
Is it just that it's not popular or are there flaws?
If you use it now, and it ends up being popular like Java or Python or Haskell are popular today, then you can expect a two-decade delay before you're vindicated.
Is it just that it's not popular or are there flaws?