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I wouldn't worry about zombies. They violate conservation of energy laws, for one.



They violate conservation of energy laws

Now I'm even more worried! How can the do that?


Also, how do they move if their muscles have rotted away and they have no functioning circulatory system?


Yup. Turns out, the organs in the body have a purpose, and without them the body can't work :-)

I.e. zombies are magical creatures, even less plausible than godzilla.

I also curmudgeonly think that Game of Thrones lost its appeal when it stopped being about political intrigue and became yet another silly magical zombie movie.


Zombies aren't the only magic in Game of Thrones. They're fantasy novels.

If it weren't for the zombies, the political story would just be about people fighting each other for advantage. The zombies add a tension between that and a common cause, since the threat faces them all; much like the world we live in today.


The political intrigue was interesting. The zombie apocalypse was a singular lack of imagination - how many zombie movies has Hollywood produced? 200? 300? There are even multiple miniseries about zombies. There's simply nothing interesting about them.

Even Lord of the Rings just had to bring in a zombie army at the end, but fortunately didn't spend much screen time on it.

The only one I like was the Jason and the Argonauts one where the hero fights a group of skeletons. The herky-jerky Harry Harrison animation is a pleasure to watch. And it was original.


The "zombie army" in Lord of the Rings was in the book Return of the King, published in 1955. The first big, modern zombie movie was Night of the Living Dead in 1968. So I don't think you can blame them for being unoriginal. Also I'd say they were more ghost than zombie, in both book and movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEvmnTghPk

(As for GoT, how many movies have had dragons?)


I'm guessing they didn't stick around for the dragons.


> I also curmudgeonly think that Game of Thrones lost its appeal when it stopped being about political intrigue and became yet another silly magical zombie movie.

So the very first scene of both the books and tv show?


The first scene was indeed there, but then played no role for multiple seasons.


Where do zombies violate conservation of energy? They do wear down eventually, and fresh brains are low entropy and also nutrient dense.


They never starve to death, or even weaken. They're not impaired by not having a stomach or a circulatory system to provide energy.

The dullards who fight them never think of putting them in a hamster wheel and generating perpetual electric power.

Besides, the zombie armies never seem to have any logistics to keep them supplied with brains, or any support logistics at all. There's a reason why predators never evolved armies.

(Ok, army ants are predators. But they evolved logistics!)




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