Honestly, if it was up to me (and I didn't have any kids) I would probably just skip Christmas entirely, save the part about eating a bunch of nice food. Spending a bunch of money on family that I only see at Christmas (purposely) and chopping down a perfectly good tree, dancing around it singing songs in honor of a nonexistent diety whose supports have murdered people I respect by burning them on the stake is just not my idea of a great time.
