On: To Evade Pre-Prohibition Drinking Laws, New Yorkers Created an Inedible Sandwich

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See also -- Marvel's legal team: "The X-Men aren't really people."

https://mentalfloss.com/article/92007/why-us-federal-court-r...

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Or a classic alt.sex.stories signature:

"All creatures in this story live in a solar system where one year is equal to 1,000 Earth years."