On: Property managers bring in Alexa to manage tenants

[Freak_NL]

> […] and pre-chosen pets.

How does that work? You get a complimentary pair of guinea pigs upon signing the lease?

[stronglikedan → Freak_NL]

> complimentary pair of guinea pigs

Yes, as long as you're not in Peru.

[xkcd-sucks → stronglikedan]

Then you get a complimentary (to the wine) pair per day