On: Blackbird SR-71 Flight Manual (2010)

[nominatronic]

Executive summary:

Cessna: How fast.

Tower: 6

Beechcraft: How fast

Tower: 8

Hornet: Yo how fast bro

Tower: Eh, 30

Sled: mfw

Sled: How fast sir

Tower: Like 9000

Sled: More like 9001 amirite.

Tower: ayyyyy

Sled: ayyyyy

[linsomniac → nominatronic]

Yes, but the telling is well worth listening to, as are his longer speeches. Including this gem: Navy pilots: "What did YOU do today?" Sled pilots: "Nebraska in 4.5 minutes, which is the best way to do Nebraska."

[ziddoap → nominatronic]

Ayyyy.

Succinct summary of a timeless story.

[avmich → nominatronic]

I've heard the ending

(lots of static, Russian accent) How is my velocity

Tower: about 27 Machs