The project mgmt response was, "Attendance at standups is mandatory."
Regardless, I didn't go to anymore standups and when I got flack for that, I stopped going to the office all together. When I got flack for that, I stopped working all together.
Then I got fired. That solved all my scrum problems.
That's it. (Ok, once a year they do reviews.)
 If they don't bug a dev to do it.