Give a theorem your name

[kingsidharth]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn19809-you-too-can-get-that-pythagoras-feeling.html

[hugh3]

That's not bad. I should start selling numbers.

Want to be just like Euler or Avogadro? I will sell you your own number, guaranteed not to be named after anyone else. Integers are $20, but it's only ten dollars for reals.