How often should you beat your kids? (1990)

[godelmachine]

https://fermatslibrary.com/s/how-often-should-you-beat-your-kids

[cantcomplain]

Well that's a clickbait title if I've ever seen one

[m0llusk]

Simply figure out how often your kids should beat you and invert the result.

[rafaelvasco]

Never;

[mrburton → rafaelvasco]

I was going to guess until either their ears or nose bleeds. lol I hate click bait articles.