On: Amazon device recorded private conversation, sent it out to random contact

[kelnos]

I was really hoping you were joking about that, but I can indeed get Google Assistant to pop up reliably by saying "cocaine poodle".

[roryisok → kelnos]

Well that's just great. How am I supposed to talk about my cocaine poodle now

[hokeyStrussle → roryisok]

I mean, that's an ambiguous term to begin with, and you'd confuse even humans with it.

Like, are you referring to a sculpture made of cocaine in the image of a poodle, or are you talking about a poodle train in the ways of a St. Bernard rescue dog, capable of relaying quantities of said substance, or perhaps something else entirely?

[roryisok → hokeyStrussle]

I was referring to the poodle I snort my cocaine off the back of. You guys are crazy.

[celticninja → hokeyStrussle]

I like how you went with the at Bernard analogy rather than day a traditional police drug dog.