Guy walks into a car dealership. He's dressed well. But the salesman is bored, he doesn't care. Idly, the salesman asks,
"Hello there. So, what kind of car have you been thinking about." He doesn't care.
"Oh no, I'm not here for a car. I was wondering if you had any derivative contracts that bundled those sweet financing contracts you've been floating."
Salesman bolts upright, and goes shifty eyed - looks around to see if anyone heard. He goes to the front of the office and locks the door. Now he's all ears.
"Hello there. So, what kind of car have you been thinking about." He doesn't care.
"Oh no, I'm not here for a car. I was wondering if you had any derivative contracts that bundled those sweet financing contracts you've been floating."
Salesman bolts upright, and goes shifty eyed - looks around to see if anyone heard. He goes to the front of the office and locks the door. Now he's all ears.
"Come with me to the back. You're in luck today."