On: What's Happening with Twitter?

[BigZaphod]

"Over the next two weeks, we may perform relatively short planned maintenance on the site. During this time, the service will likely be taken down."

Translation:

"If the site goes down over the next two weeks, just pretend it was all part of the plan."

[mey → BigZaphod]

Except they proceeded to indicate which channels you could listen to for notice of planned downtime.