Baby-Proofer: Your baby is dead!
Homer and Marge: [horrified scream]
Baby-Proofer: That's what you'd hear if your baby
fell victim to one of the thousands of deathtraps
lurking in the average American home!
I would like to think that HN follows some of PG's taste for things, and none of his essays have "Your Baby Is Dead" style titles, even when the ideas inside are provocative. I think there's a line to draw, even though nobody is ever going to agree, but that's the way social norms are.
